The kozzuh, goddess of shiny loev, worship her and thoushalt be blessed
As i walk trough teh valley of shadow and death,
i shall fear nothing couse teh Kozzuh is with meh
for she will protect meh in times of badspam,
feed us in times of n00b-attacks and shelter us from teh pr0n
A term meaning "really good friend", typically of the online variety. Originated around 2020-2021.
It can also be used to describe a really, really, really disappointing moment in one's life.
"That's so kozzy of you omg so slayful!!"
"I wish I were as much of a kozzy as you!"
"This is a kozzy moment."
A black man, often times cunfused for a man from canada. He often times plays hockey. His birth mom was a "crack Whore". which has much to do with him thinking it is ok for a black man to play Ice hockey, a white sport.
Dude who is that black guy playing hockey?
Oh that is just kozzy, his mom was a crack whore.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppymetrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"