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Jurkassic Prick

Person or general prick who refuses to believe that the Jurassic Park 'let's genetically engineer them back to life' just will not or has not happened in their lifetime. Really wants a pet dinosaur and has done since age 4. Uses the Jurassic Park film franchise to tragically bore all who are made to listen with badly researched dinosaur related facts and possible evil government conspiracy. Relates to Ross from friends, believes most probably in the Loch Ness monster and has trouble accepting extinction theory.
Ross from friends is a Jurkassic Prick.
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Jurassic Prick 

I watched Jurassic Prick on a grandpa porn website today and understood the true meaning of "Life finds a way."
Jurassic Prick by murribunda December 27, 2021

Jurasic Prick 

Older male who should of retired already, usually in charge or thinks he's in charge and likes to give people a hard time.
"Hey Joe, who are you working for this week?" Joe says " I'm working in accounting for that Jurasic Prick."
Jurasic Prick by electric32 December 22, 2007

Jurassic Prick 

A male or female, usually in his or her twenties or thirties, who is obsessed with Jurassic Park and dinosaurs in general. A Jurassic Prick enjoys debating paleontological news and theories with other dinosaur nerds even though his or her chances of becoming a professional paleontologist or archaeologist are very slim. A Jurassic Prick may even run his or her own Jurassic Park, or other dinosaur related, website/forum. Jurassic Pricks are notorious for abusing their staff members and openly calling their forum members stupid.

Jurassic Pricks usually lead pathetic lives. Bullying people on the internet is normal behavior. Some Jurassic Pricks exaggerate their own importance, believing the world cannot survive without them. In one reported incident, a Jurassic Prick believed he was the anti-Christ. Most have very, very large egos. Many Jurassic Pricks are also believed to be schizophrenic, going as far as to try to destroy other Jurassic Park websites because they are "threats." They are often hypocritical and manipulative, using whatever they can to get what they want.

A Jurassic Prick is someone to stay away from. Do not ever join a forum filled with Jurassic Pricks.
Yeah. He said the owner was a Jurassic Prick and he decided to leave.

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026