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Adj., noun: Used to describe an extremely negative situation or an ineffectual object.

Also, slightly less negative "hurtfest".
This dull plastic knife I'm using to cut my steak with is Junior McHurtfest.

Once the liquor cabinet fell over and all the bottles smashed, the party was a real Junior McHurtfest.
by hgf921 August 15, 2007
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