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neil josten
a boy who cannot make good decisions, says he’s fine right after almost dying, is very gay for his boyfriend and has a death wish
neil josten by i couldn’t have pussyslayer69 October 27, 2020
Jostin
Is a funny, caring, lovable, pervertic, sexy, romantic character. He is attractive and may have a complicated relationship. he may have been through a lot. He is daring tough and romantic. He is very romantic he may tell you how much he loves you and tell you that you are beautiful. He may be in a relationship for years but is really in love with his best friend that is a girl. His best friend is the perfect on for him but he stays undecided. He is a huge flirt but....he only loves his best friend. He may have abs and a rock hard body. He can make someone smile everyday he thinks about him. He will never forget who he loves. He is very quiet at first but is a nice trustworthy guy once you get to know him. And he wants to tell his best friend that he has feelings for her too. He has a big heart for everyone. he might be a trouble maker but he can behave if he tries he is not the smartest but can play well in soccer. And he has to be Latino. Anyone who is best friends with a Jostin is very lucky to have a friend like him. The love of his life loves him too and they are meant to be they are far apart physically but mentally they are close. A Jostin will never let the love of his life down.
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Josten
The most entertaining but mysterious person you'll ever meet.Often quit,shy,and polite but can be a BIG goof and somewhat a jerk at times,good for laughs or companionship and a nice person to be around
Jostein
Noun. Also see extravagant, cocky and vane.
Larger than life person who succeeds in every aspect of life, often on expence of people around him. Looked up to by many but not always liked.
Larger than life person who succeeds in every aspect of life, often on expence of people around him. Looked up to by many but not always liked.
Josien
One of the kindest people you will ever meet. Very very lovely and funny and will make you laugh and feel a hundred times better. She is the meme queen. Also very soft and gentle. Absolutely amazing at anything film related. People named Josien tend to love anything related to Oscar Wilde. Is the kind of person you meet and hope you get to stay friends forever. Just an incredible human being.
Josien is amazing and I love her.
Josien by olivelouie November 28, 2016
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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