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The Best Girl that can possibly be conceived in the entire universe, She is always found smiling and will always help and aid those in need. Jostina's are extreemly rare to find and once found must be contained as to not lose her among the other ordinary girls.
Eg.I found a JOSTINA! :o
Jostina by Ma1ek June 29, 2011
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neil josten 

a boy who cannot make good decisions, says he’s fine right after almost dying, is very gay for his boyfriend and has a death wish
“im fine” (false)
okay neil josten kinnie
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Is a funny, caring, lovable, pervertic, sexy, romantic character. He is attractive and may have a complicated relationship. he may have been through a lot. He is daring tough and romantic. He is very romantic he may tell you how much he loves you and tell you that you are beautiful. He may be in a relationship for years but is really in love with his best friend that is a girl. His best friend is the perfect on for him but he stays undecided. He is a huge flirt but....he only loves his best friend. He may have abs and a rock hard body. He can make someone smile everyday he thinks about him. He will never forget who he loves. He is very quiet at first but is a nice trustworthy guy once you get to know him. And he wants to tell his best friend that he has feelings for her too. He has a big heart for everyone. he might be a trouble maker but he can behave if he tries he is not the smartest but can play well in soccer. And he has to be Latino. Anyone who is best friends with a Jostin is very lucky to have a friend like him. The love of his life loves him too and they are meant to be they are far apart physically but mentally they are close. A Jostin will never let the love of his life down.
romanticfunnysexyJostin
Jostin by Jenni G November 12, 2013
The most entertaining but mysterious person you'll ever meet.Often quit,shy,and polite but can be a BIG goof and somewhat a jerk at times,good for laughs or companionship and a nice person to be around
YOU see that guy over there he acts like a Josten
Josten by SLYRoNiN March 29, 2009

Jostein  

Noun. Also see extravagant, cocky and vane.
Larger than life person who succeeds in every aspect of life, often on expence of people around him. Looked up to by many but not always liked.
He really is having the cake and eating it to. He is a Jostein for shure. Car, chick, money, body, looks and a great sense of humor. Man I hate him.
Jostein by stalker99 April 12, 2009
One of the kindest people you will ever meet. Very very lovely and funny and will make you laugh and feel a hundred times better. She is the meme queen. Also very soft and gentle. Absolutely amazing at anything film related. People named Josien tend to love anything related to Oscar Wilde. Is the kind of person you meet and hope you get to stay friends forever. Just an incredible human being.
Josien is amazing and I love her.
Josien by olivelouie November 28, 2016
(Just Offenders Serving Time) The act of serving time in jail or prison
Yeah, girl. Me and Amanda were josting together last week.
Josting by Kablamber May 31, 2018
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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