a state of mind in which someone says or does something that hurts you deeply and then they mysteriously disappear into the night. Derived from jon demenkov.
‘ah here bi, jon put her on some jonder bang earlier, she was in an awful state‘
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.