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Jon Lach 

Jon Lach, born on April 3, 2001, is an Independent Rapper, Singer, Producer, and Motivational speaker from Grand Rapids, Michigan. The genres of music he makes are Hip hop music, and Alternative R&B. He started writing music at the age of 13. He had a rough life growing up. He grew up with his father being out of the picture for most of his childhood, and when he was 6 years old his mother got addicted to drugs which made him and his older brother end up in foster care. He has been in and out of foster care throughout his life. He has struggled with depression, anxiety, drug addictions, abusive homes, and much more. When he was 15, he was homeless, and on the run for a month. When he was 16 his girlfriend committed suicide in front of him. Starting at age 13, he would turn to writing music as a way of therapy to cope with the struggles of his life. He wants to change the world, and inspire others through his art, and his message. He has created a movement called Sleepless. It's called sleepless because he has spent so many long nights putting in hard work because his dreams are worth more than his sleep. The goal of the sleepless movement is to spread love, inspire people to chase their dreams, and to use his gifts/talents to help others, ultimately to make the world a better place.
Jon Lach is a fucking legend
Jon Lach by Facts all facts April 8, 2021
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Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

Male Pattern Blindness 

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
Word of the Day on June 18, 2026

Pretty Privilege

A person who has more opportunities, and becomes more successful in life because of how attractive they are.
"Pretty privilege isn't a thing." "Yes it is have you seen GeorgeNotFound"

"GeorgeNotFound has so much pretty privilege its not fair!!!"
Word of the Day on June 17, 2026