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A rare disease that can be taken from people that are named "John". This will make the person with Johnprotosyolis fully dyslexic and mentally retarded.

There is no known cure other than banning the prick.
I think you maybe have Johnprotosyolis
by Johnsuckpp October 11, 2018
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Jan 23 Word of the Day
Adjective for something that definitely wasn't lame, but not quite "hot". In other words, slightly below being hot, therefore warm, like a nice pair of mittens.
"How were things at the club last night?"

"Plenty to drink, but the music was no good. I guess shit was mittens."
by 122445 May 14, 2006
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