John Tomas 

Slang for penis. For further confirmation of this definition view Austin Powers II The spy who shagged me during the rocket scene.

Would you look at the Jon Thomas on that guy!! He is hung like a horse...wait, he is a horse.

John Tomas by chasingamy March 3, 2005

John Thomas 

The penis. Usually used in British English, but also sometimes in US.

Sung by Eric Idle in Monty Python. The Meaning of Life (1983): ' Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis / Isn't it frightfully good to have-it-on / It's swell to have a stiffy / It's divine to own a dick / From the tiniest little tadger to the world's biggest prick / So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas / Hooray for your one-eyed-trouser-snake / Your piece of pork , your wife's-best-friend , your passing or your cock / You can wrap it up in ribbons, you can stuff it in your sock / But don't take-it out in public or they'll stick you in the dock and you won't come back .'

John Thomas by Karl-Artur Haag August 28, 2005

john thomas 

male organ (mostly used in England)

let me introduce you to John Thomas

john thomas by john cresswell July 16, 2008

John thomas dye school

A private prep school on a beautiful campus in Bel Air. Excellent academics,sports,visual arts ect. If ever you hear something bad about it from somebody who doesn't go there know this: over 200 kids try to get in each year to a school that only has up to 50 kids in each grade; most likely your source is a little sore about being rejected. the building is modeled after a white/brick stable

for grades k-6

john thomas dye school students are very smart, beautiful,AND pleasent to be around

John thomas dye school by watisthis December 24, 2009

[John Thomas] 

Penis, Slong, Cock

Also referring to homosexual males

Did you see that johnny t on that guy?

How many John Thomas' have you sucked?

That guy seems a little John Thomas to me, if you know what I'm sayin.

[John Thomas] by LVN702 October 16, 2008

john thomas 

a soft pretzel, or penis

one jizzy johnny t, please!!
one jizzy john thomas

john thomas by rainy night September 30, 2007

John Thomas Cock Addiction 

a wide spread disease across the united states, symptoms include: dry mouth, erections, diarrhea, and a larger appetite. The disease is very contagious, and harmful.

i heard max has the John Thomas Cock Addiction, I feel terrible for him.

John Thomas Cock Addiction by 419 ballers April 22, 2009