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Jiggle Jerk 

Someone that suffers an epileptic fit, while in middle of yelling at you. He proceeds to bite his tongue off, fill his briefs with fecal matter, just before you have sex with his corpse after falling off a building balcony and on to a pile of broken glass. he sticks a floppy dildo up his ass, jiggles it around, jerks it out and thwacks you in the face with it.
"Out of the fucking way you god damn Jiggle Jerk."
Jiggle Jerk by Sayitlikeit_is August 31, 2004

Jingle Jerk 

A vehicular ice cream vendor, most likely driving an old van and playing an urban-style ice cream jingle.
"Man, here comes the Jingle Jerk, always selling that overpriced ice cream. Their jingle is so annoying! Get out of my neighborhood!"
Jingle Jerk by MclarenF1CMS July 28, 2009

Jingle Jerk 

“Yo Mark I did a jingle jerk this Christmas and my mom almost walked in on me”
“Well you’re lucky, she walked in on me jingle jerking last year!”
Jingle Jerk by Gamergranny December 25, 2018

juggle jerking 

switching hands often during masturbation sometimes making gestures with the free hand
sometimes my right hand gets tired so I have to start juggle jerking to keep things going

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004