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Jiggle Jerk

Someone that suffers an epileptic fit, while in middle of yelling at you. He proceeds to bite his tongue off, fill his briefs with fecal matter, just before you have sex with his corpse after falling off a building balcony and on to a pile of broken glass. he sticks a floppy dildo up his ass, jiggles it around, jerks it out and thwacks you in the face with it.
"Out of the fucking way you god damn Jiggle Jerk."
by Sayitlikeit_is August 31, 2004
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Jingle Jerk

A vehicular ice cream vendor, most likely driving an old van and playing an urban-style ice cream jingle.
"Man, here comes the Jingle Jerk, always selling that overpriced ice cream. Their jingle is so annoying! Get out of my neighborhood!"
by MclarenF1CMS July 28, 2009
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Jingle Jerk

“Yo Mark I did a jingle jerk this Christmas and my mom almost walked in on me”
“Well you’re lucky, she walked in on me jingle jerking last year!”
by Gamergranny December 25, 2018
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juggle jerking

switching hands often during masturbation sometimes making gestures with the free hand
sometimes my right hand gets tired so I have to start juggle jerking to keep things going
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