Jewpiter 

A large bottom of a jewish person, named so for resembling our solar system's largest planet

Max's butt is so big we named it Jewpiter

Jewpiter by BatjewK July 12, 2006

jewpiter 

the home plannet of jews, aparantly it is hidden behind the milkyway

awww look at that jew over there looks like he wants to go home to jewpiter

jewpiter by alf-ace February 22, 2008

Jewpie 

someone who is very pro-Jewish, interested in Judaism/Jewish culture, or hangs out with Jewish people, but usu. not Jewish him/herself

a contraction of "Jewish groupie."

a neutral term; more positive than negative

You're a shiksa, but since you're such a Jewpie, we love you anyway.

Jewpie by rainbowrolemodel September 5, 2005

Jewpiter 

The planet controlled by Jews because it is the larges t of the planets according to left wing blacks and neo-nazi groups

We get on Mars we can us Mars to attack Jewpiter and get rid of them there.

Jewpiter by Peter Taystor May 8, 2021

jewpiter 

A large unit or measurement of distance or girth when a person of the jewish faith is involved.

Wow, he must have beaten him by about a jewpiter in that race!

jewpiter by BatjewK July 12, 2006

Jewpressed 

Depressed because the Zionist Occupied Government, the Fractional Reserve Zionist Banking System, the Zionist Controlled Media, and Israel got you down. Usually results from recent or long term monetary loss such as student loan debt, decreased job opportunities, inflation, and horrible bosses. One can fall into a state of jewpression from any were between a few hours or indefinitely. Jewpression on a spectrum ranges from being upset for a few hours because you paid to much for car insurance on the low end. Or in the high end it can be as severe as it was for the terrorist on 9/11 of whom all suffered from some state of jewpression.

I am Jewpressed my student loan debts are piling up faster then the unemployment rate.

Once we start a war with Iran there will be more jobs, until then I will remain in a state of Jewpression.

I am Jewpressed because money is debt! I have no assets, and I cant get a loan. So I have to work for people who have access to money. I only get paid after they inflate prices based of my work. I only get a fraction of the wealth I create. Only people with assets and access to money get to control the economy. Its a paradoux, I am Jewpressed.

Jewpressed by PattyPounderGtown February 12, 2014

Jewpiter

Planet where jews are born and raised to later be sent to Earth to take/steal money. Specially coins from fountains.

Oliver comes from Jewpiter, I saw him the other day taken coins from the fountain.

Jewpiter by Edu___283738 November 21, 2025