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Jewliance 

An alliance of people of Jewish decent.
Our next Jewliance meeting will consist of planning out how we are going to make a lot of money on our next project.

"Our Jewliance meeting will be at four o'clock today guys..."
Jewliance by Klyde Frog February 13, 2009
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A very humorous short overweight Caucasian male. Used mostly as a slang term in the south to describe a funny fat guy.
"Do you see that guy over there? He's totally a jellion."
"Yeah that guy is hilarious! His tits are bigger than mt. everest!"
Jellion by Grandmas butthole September 5, 2017

jewtionary 

A book where you may look up words that are commonly used by jewish people.
I didn't know what she said... i had to look it up in the jewtionary.
jewtionary by PDiggs July 17, 2007

Jewlingual 

The ability to speak Hebrew and one any other language
The Rabbi managed to persuade the masses to accept his point of view, thanks to his amazing Jewlingual skills
Jewlingual by Jewminator August 12, 2012
A gay bergenser with a gay ass beard.
Boy 1: i like boys
Boy 2: yo you are so Jewlian
Jewlian by Big dick playzz May 30, 2018
A Jew child....particularly obnoxious, precocious, and disrespectful of others feelings or situations. Greedy and covetous
That dirty little Jewling needs a good slap
Jewling by scatalogical December 19, 2018
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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