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Jesus Cryst 

something you say when you just farted and only your friend is laughing about the fart you just made and then everyone starts to laugh(or just u and friend) and its real funny-By Tyler Turnmeyer
"PPUGHH",from tylers butthole.
"Hahahahahahahha", forrest laugh to himself.
"Jesus Cryst mom," Tyler said with out laughing causing himself to laugh of the fart and the made up word.
Jesus Cryst by Tyler Turnmeyer December 24, 2008
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Jesus Chrystler 

When Chrysler keeps asking for money and you want to express it by blasphemizing the Christian figure Jesus Christ.

It's an exclamatory statement used specifically for when Chrysler does something wrong.
Blair: (reading from article) Chrysler has asked for another $5 billion for the bale out to be a success.

Wood: Jesus Chrystler!
Jesus Chrystler by Jefbag October 3, 2009

Jesus Crist

Jesus Crist is a name you would give to a mentally stable young drug lord. They would own a business in Portugal and they would be shipping worldwide.
Person 1: Hey, you're a Jesus Crist.
The apparent Jesus Crist: Yes it is I, Mr Pablo Escobar.
Jesus Crist by Yes i am not gay December 1, 2020

Jesus Crist

The word phrase Jesus Crist would be used to describe a mentally stable drug lord. This drug lord would own a business in Argentina and Portugal and would ship the amazing powders and crystals (drugs) worldwide.
Person 1: Hey, are you Jesus Crist
The apparent Jesus Crist: Yes, it is I Pablo Escobar the one who sells the white stuff.
Jesus Crist by Yes i am not gay December 1, 2020

Jesus Christ on a Crystal Meth Binge! 

Phrase used for conveying sudden and extreme frustration.
Johnny: Anyway, how’s your sex life?
Mark: Jesus Christ on a Crystal Meth Binge! Who ask’s that?

jesuscrist 

A holy man with the power to take your sins away and heal if hurt.
Person: Look its Jesuscrist!
Jesuscrist: I see you have made very bad sins.
Person: ...
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