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Jenette McCurdy 

Co-star in the Nick show iCarly, should be the main actress but Miranda Cosgrove decided to be a bitch and take the position from her. Jenette is also a singer, and what differs from Miranda Cosgrove is that she doesn't need voice enhancement to make her voice sonud nice.
"Miranda Cosgrove is coming to the studio today"
"F***!! The voice enhancement machines are broken!!!"
"Why can't we get Jenette McCurdy???"
"Yeah, she should totally be the lead in iCarly and not the whiny bitch."
Jenette McCurdy by FredIsARubberDuck February 19, 2010
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Jennette McCurdy 

Actress and singer best known for her role as Sam Puckett on iCarly. Unlike her co-star counterpart that gets all the singing roles, she can actually sing and performs amazing acoustic songs, and doesn't come off as a complete annoyance when she acts. She's one of those rare case nick stars that will probably lead a successful career in either profession.

She's had lesser roles in other TV series, such as roles in Malcom in the Middle and Law and Order: SVU.
Lloyd: Yo George, Jennette McCurdy is coming to the studio to do some recordings. Got everything ready?

George: Nah, still cleaning up all the equipment from 2 days ago. This place was a mess, had almost every autotune and synthesizer we had in here.

Lloyd: Wow, it's taken you 2 days to--

George: Dude, remember? Miranda Cosgrove was recording.

Lloyd: Ah, right.
Jennette McCurdy by Mai Valentine December 14, 2010

Jennette McCurdy 

American Teen Actress, Singer and Dancer. She is very pretty and has long blonde curly hair and deep blue eyes. She has starred in iCarly, Malcom In The middle, Zoey 101 and many more shows and films. She is 18 years old. She has had 2 singles and an album out and her voice is great. She works alongside Miranda Cosgrove on iCarly. There is controversy over which girl is the best, but that si wrong and should not be done. Jennette makes you want to live your entire life for music and acting. She makes you appreciate what you have, her song lyrics are amazing.
OMG! Did you see the enw iCarly episode? Jennette McCurdy was awesome in it!

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
Word of the Day on July 7, 2026