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Jizzlepoot

Jizzlepoot occurs after a couple has butt sex. When the man finishes inside his partner in coitus, the receiver farts, resulting in a cum bubble.
Hey man, I know you watch VR porn. Have you seen that new one with the chick that likes to jizzlepoot? That bubble was the size of a light bulb!
by Colt W July 12, 2016
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Jizzleblobber

The act of jizzing of unloading jizz all over a girl's belongings to ensure she has contact with the ejacluator's semen. Occurs frequently from men who have a tendency to watch Boyz II Men videos all day long at work.
Kate: Amanda I met this guy at the club last night and I know I didn't do shit with him because I passed out once I got home. He was passed out too, so I woke up and said WTF? I went to Starbucks to regroup and left his passed out ass here at my apartment. I came back there was cum all over my underwear, my pots and pans, and even some in my cookie jar!!

Amanda: Wow, you took home a jizzleblobber.
by GmcK April 30, 2011
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