Jazz'd

To break, destroy and just fuck things up.
A whirlwind of chaos that occurs almost immediately.
The Origins trace back to an individual named Jazz who had the opposite of the Midas touch.

"What happened to your new phone?" "I Jazz'd it already"
"Just be careful before I don't want something getting Jazz'd"
"I'd offer you a bowl but Jazz , Jazz'd it"
" I picked it up for two seconds and Jazz'd it"

by Jazzy Wilde October 27, 2016

Jazz Drive

A Hard Drive on any computer that contains a serious amount of Porn (Jazz)

There should be at least a 70 / 30 ratio in favour of the porn over everyday applications, like Windows

I must have over 70 Gig's of Porn on my Jazz Drive

by Baron Rouge February 5, 2009

Jazz Dance

A beautiful form of dance that can fit with almost any music style from jazz to slow to hiphop.

Her jazz dance won platinum at the competition.

by ashylynlyn May 23, 2009

jazz drummer

to eat quickly. to eat like a jazz drummer; head down both hands moving quickly up and down.

Tim : "How's lunch man?"
John : "Good, didn't you see, I was going at it like a jazz drummer"

by Nick Flanagan January 3, 2008

Jazz Dot

soul patch. a patch of whiskers below the lower lip but not going into a moustache or goatee. Jazz music players have these, thats how it got its name

Henry "baby johnny" Maxwell, the guy that plays the bass, he has a great Jazz Dot.

by bigjim55512 October 31, 2008

Jazz dad

A common saying in New Orleans to describe A Jazz fester or an older man that plays or enjoys Jazz music

There’s some Jazz dads getting drunk at that bar

by aradyogi August 10, 2019

jazz daddy

the true jazz daddy, aka chaddy is someone capable of having sex with 20 women at once. there's only one jazz daddy and that's jazz daddy.

hades was nervous to meet with jazz daddy. he had been talking to him for a month and they finally decided to meet in person. maybe he would be the one. there was a knock on the door. hades took a deep breath, and opened it. instead of the 5'4" shy femboy he was expected, he saw a giant, 7 and a half foot man, clothed in leather straps, with a large bulge in his pelvic area. "hey hades," he said in an earth rumbling voice. he ducked under the door frame to step into the house. he leads hades to the bedroom without speaking a word. jazz picks him up like a toy and places him on the bed. in a flash, hades' clothing came off, and so did jazz's. hades tries to speak but jazz shoves a ballgag around his neck, effectively muting him.

by goldyhugepp January 25, 2021