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Bende van Japer 

The Bende van Japer is a infamous group that was established at Hoogtestage 2016. The word "japer" is originated in Merksem and means: "Beer". The group is mostly known from Roadsurfing (Route de Soleil), where they were an incredible hype.

Alternative meaning for Japer:
1. Drinking a beer.
2. Playing guitar after sex for your just-made unborn son.
3. Ejaculating within 45 seconds.
Hey are you going to the trap and hiphop party?
Yeah, it's at the Bende van Japer, isn't it?
It sure is, everyone is going!
Bende van Japer by bcbertyboy November 17, 2016
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A joke, prank, a lie, or something you thought was, but isn't.
Vinny: "IT'S A FUCKING JAPE!"
Jape by Golden Inferno December 29, 2017
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Japewger • jape • Jaewon • Japer • jaewoo • japec • Japedo • Janeway • japenis • Japexican

japedophile

A typically male japanophile. Sailor moon? Tentacle porn? Every porn girl in a schoolgirl skirt? Keep these people away from the children.
While Ejovi insisted he watched anime for its artistic merit, I think he's really just a japedophile, who's in to little kids.
japedophile by udmeister May 22, 2006

Japenese Welsch 

When you pull the scrotum over the penis and flick it repeatedly until it gets numb and blue, and then tea bag your partner repeatedly until they lose consciousness.
I Japenese Welsched that bitch so hard she got brain hemorrhages.
Japenese Welsch by SMLIFLE March 27, 2008

JaeWhompus 

Verb:
a) to physically hurt a person to the brink of death,
b) to have sexual intercourse with a woman,
c) to out smart your opponent by using multiple simple techniques,
d) to have the most intense moment of your life.
a) Don't make me JaeWhomp your ass!
b) Hey girl I know you want the big JaeWhompus.
c) He wasn't that smart I used five jaewhompus on him and his defense crumbled.
d) Holy shit that was JaeWhompus, dude!
JaeWhompus by Whompuski August 30, 2010

Janewaying

The act of a guy in their late teens or early adulthood having sex with a smoking hot woman in her 40's while taking a submissive role. typically the older woman demands that the younger submissive male calls her "captain"
"did you see him get in that milfs car?"

"yea, he is gonna get some janewaying in, im so fucking jealous! pass me that joint..."
Janewaying by Heinzie June 30, 2009

japernuz 

The cool way to spell/say japanese
David: "miyageta yazora no hoshi tachi no hikari."

Auhbon: "That there dun sounds like japernuz to me"
japernuz by VGKdavid March 30, 2009
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