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A Jankist is someone who needs things to make sense in a logical way that lines up almost perfectly with the way they think. It is someone who needs everything to have a purpose that they agree with. To them, there must always be a plan for every little thing in life. If something were to cause a change that they were not prepared for, they will shun it. Anything that deviates from the norm will generally be viewed with skepticism, cynicism, and if it would force them to change, outright hated. Creativity, experimentation, and fun, if not done by the jankist themselves, is viewed as childish garbage to the jankist. A Jankist will generally seek out the satisfaction of winning, at the end of the game, at the expense of having fun during the game. They will even go so far as to ruin the fun of the game for other players if things do not go the way they planned or wanted. Instead of attacking enemy players, a jankist can often be seen attacking or berating teammates.
"A healer is a healer and should not be permitted to be able to perform the role of a dps," said the jankist. "That's just not what healers were originally designed for. Stay the course."

META players who treat the meta in games like the bible are jankists.

Someone who thinks horses are meant for riding and for no other reason is a jankist.
Jankist by Merron Mist February 2, 2019
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A loveing girl that is thick and can throw it back for any dude with her big booty
Janisty is a loveing thick person with a big booty
janisty by Janisty October 4, 2017
A derogatory term having no meaning what so ever.

~mainly used when other words could not describe a random situation, or as a random and uncontroled interjection or comment/outburst.
For example;

Ted: So the other day i was talking to elein an..
Jim: Janist!

and/or

Trent: Gee these trees are really hard to plant, gee-wilikers
Cole: Janist(s) *note the plural*
Janist by Cole Truman June 13, 2006
A girl who is obnoxious, ugly, and rather resembles a horse. She gallops ungracefully. Her nostrils are large enough to suck up the universe.
Here comes Janostril, hair flowing in the breeze.... ew.
Janostril by TAGGLESxo June 7, 2007
Not many people have this name but it means "special". Janistie is a gorgeous, incredible, outstanding, beautiful women that has a beautiful heart. She had the most beautiful smile you could imagine. She's puts her family first and cares about her friends. She is very loyal and sometimes a heart braker, but in the end she is special in every way you can imagine. She is loved unconditionally
I wish I was Janistie
A believer of Jane.

Janeist are enlightned individuals accepting Jane as their lord and saviors.
Janeist believe that the complete elevation of Clementine (and through her, of themselves) can only be reached by embrassing the dark side and siding with Jane.
Janeist are historically opposed to kennites, that joined the false prophet kenny in it's quest for boats and the corruption of Clementine.
Before reaching the enlightment and becoming a Janeist I was a kennite. What a corrupted and vile life it was!
janeist by Harva April 22, 2017
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Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”

Notes:
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“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
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fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
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We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
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The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
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