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An asshole whos dick is smaller than a tic tac, is married to his right and and cheats on it with his left. They think theyre hot shit and get pissed if someone doesnt agree with them. No relation to the Hellsing character of the same name.
person 1:Dude that guy you met last night seemed awesome!

person 2: nah he was a real Jan Valentine
by Orpheus Lightning July 23, 2017
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