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"i wish i had a jaicob" he said.
"but doesnt that mean you have to wield a a weapon of mass destruction!" he replied with a quaint look on his face.
Jaicob by mohammad111 February 3, 2008
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Contrary to popular belief, this spelling of the name does exist. Most Jaicob’ can be found on the phone spelling their name out
Jaicob: “No no … it’s Jay,ay,Aiiiii,see,oh,bee”
Jaicob by Realifenames November 25, 2021
they are badass people that absolutely hates miguels but they are sexy and cute and charming, they are serious and loyal when it comes to relationships dont tic them off tho ull get fcked up man
jaicobe by AnonymousLovesSex March 6, 2018
Billy: Is that jaicob

Jill: Yeah, he has the auts
Jaicob by Keyweevmre June 24, 2019
Someone who is supposed to be a true expert at something but in reality is a pretentious, incompetent fuck up, usually at your expense and without any risks taken on their part. Their incompetence can be deliberate but is often unintentional. Either way, these douchebags could really give a rat's ass about how they've fucked up your situation. Wisdom I've learned from an old Sicilian.
This jamoco lawyer I've been dealing with was supposed to help me out, but instead screwed me out of hundreds of dollars and didn't do me a goddamned thing, except to empty my bank account.

That's right - keep escalating our troop levels in this unwinable war and continue killing us all, you fucking jamoco.
jamoco by odenzeus2112 December 13, 2008
Best Man To Have Sex With , Passionate Lover And Gets Pissed Off Easy

“ Cute , good looking and good smelling. “
Jaicob man from twilight
Jaicob by Nicole Martinez :) November 24, 2021
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
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