Jacoon Oralketchup, someone so confusing you can't tell if he's a farmer or a raccoon. On one hand, he loves humping his tractor and plowing away with his hoe. On the other hand, he'll eat and steal food from anything that opens, from your house to your asshole. These 2 sides create a cycle where he'll farm in the morning, steal in the afternoon, and cement(cum all over the place) indefinitely at night with all 8 balls.
MOM! Tyler got sprayed by a Jacoon Oralketchup! He's stuck in this white stuff!
by SexyBoy8673 May 31, 2020
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