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Jackstain 

A stupid person described by a spot or spots of ejaculation.
"Paulie was busted after trying to buy weed from an undercover cop...he is a real jackstain."
Jackstain by Shawna123 September 2, 2005

Jackstand 

When one inserts a bottle of Jack Daniels into ones own rectum and proceeds to complete a handstand.
"I was so intoxicated following my second jackstand."
Jackstand by Bra2011120 January 11, 2012

the autozone jackstands 

When you drive up on the curb in the parking lot of an auto parts store so you can get under the car.
I bought the oil filter, drove my truck up on the autozone jackstands, and changed it right there in the parking lot.

[kick] it off the jackstands 

To get really drunk and wild in a short time.

If you can imagine a car on jackstands and you crank it hold the throttle wide open and then someone pushes the car down off the jackstands and it hits the ground spinning and all over the place. Well this is how we descibe how we will start an afternoon before a big party
I don't know about you but ima kick it off the jackstands as soon as i get off work

Jacksaintsgone 

Old used up skank with a number of chins between which can be found green molded cheese like goo
Go take a bath, dont be a Jacksaintgone

Jacksaintgone 

Tells it like it is!
A fuktard is a fuktard...
Jacksaintgone by Christie February 20, 2004