Jack Stain

The stain left in your draws or on a keyboard after a good Jackoff.

Man i hope mom dosen't notice that jack stain on wash day.

Nice Jack Stain man.

WOW!!! look at the size of that Jack Stain.

by JerkSquirt July 10, 2009

Jackstain

A stupid person described by a spot or spots of ejaculation.

"Paulie was busted after trying to buy weed from an undercover cop...he is a real jackstain."

by Shawna123 September 2, 2005

Jackstand

When one inserts a bottle of Jack Daniels into ones own rectum and proceeds to complete a handstand.

"I was so intoxicated following my second jackstand."

by Bra2011120 January 11, 2012

the autozone jackstands

When you drive up on the curb in the parking lot of an auto parts store so you can get under the car.

I bought the oil filter, drove my truck up on the autozone jackstands, and changed it right there in the parking lot.

by Sadie Enward Jr. November 10, 2021

[kick] it off the jackstands

To get really drunk and wild in a short time.

If you can imagine a car on jackstands and you crank it hold the throttle wide open and then someone pushes the car down off the jackstands and it hits the ground spinning and all over the place. Well this is how we descibe how we will start an afternoon before a big party

I don't know about you but ima kick it off the jackstands as soon as i get off work

by Rodney Wingfield October 22, 2004

Jacksaintsgone

Old used up skank with a number of chins between which can be found green molded cheese like goo

Go take a bath, dont be a Jacksaintgone

by Jacksaintgone (Christie Abbott Jackson) February 5, 2004

Jacksaintgone

Tells it like it is!

A fuktard is a fuktard...

by Christie February 20, 2004