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the uber smexy guitarist of all time low!!! he rox my sox!!!!!!!!
jack barakat is deffinently the second coming
by his_luver October 26, 2008
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Jack Barakat is a highly dangerous man who will steal your boyfriend namely alex gaskarth because he doesnt want anyone else.
' Jack Barakat please. Don't take Alex from me. He's my husband! Jack Barakat no- stop kissing Alex. Oh god Jimmy get out.'

'Alex please. Alex we need to talk- Alex stop please. alex we think you may have a problem- alex no you said you were straight. you like jack but we have a kid this isn't your problem. ALEX. JACK BARAKAT GET OFF HIM HE'S MINE . HE'LL VISIT ON WEEKENDS. ALEX? WAIT HE'S FLATLINED. CALL 911. SOMEBODY KISS HIM! JACK BARAKAT IT'S YOUR TURN. GIVE HIM THE KISS OF LIFE- WAIT JACK BARAKAT BACK OFF. NO JACK BARAKAT . STOP. OH GOD HE'S HAVING A SEIZURE. JACK BARAKAT ? JACK? JACK CAN YOU HEAR ME? WE KILLED ONE HALF OF ALL TIME LOW. JIMMY? JIMMY? MOMMY NEEDS YOU JIMMY- NO JIMMY PUT THE TASER DOWN- OH GOD HE'S NOT BREATHING. CALL IKEA WE NEED TO SEND HIM BACK AND GET HIM FIXED WE DONT HAVE THE INSTRUCTION MANUEL ONE OF HIS SCREWS ARE MISSING OH GODNESS. OH MY BEEBO THE FOREHEAD MANS HERE *OPENS HIS FOREHEAD* ITS THE SCREW- OH GOD BEEBO. OH MY GOD ITS HIS BRAIN NO BEEBO YOU CAN PULL THROUGH THIS OH MY GOODNESS. SO PANIC! IS COMPLETELY GONE NOW THERE'S NO REMAINING MEMBERS FALL OUT BOY KILLED THEM ALL NO THANKS PETE. wait, oh god... it was infront of the puppies all along.'
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