M: i drank 10 pints last night, slept with the neighbor, and upon realizing i had left my keys on her bed stand i put my head through the glass back garden door to get inside
J: JANIE MAC!
(bear rides by on unicycle)
J: JANIE MAC! there are no bears in Ireland?!
J: JANIE MAC!
(bear rides by on unicycle)
J: JANIE MAC! there are no bears in Ireland?!
by ribarry August 23, 2008