J Pen 

Can be a ( noun ) or ( verb) if a person gets the nickname J Pen first this person inhales booze ( like a drink dumpster they will drink anything that you can't finish) they tend to have slutty tendencies(even their best friends will say they are b*tchy) and are hard to trust ( the kind that will smile to your face but at the same time try to molest loved one behind your back). J Pen can also be a rude trashy, slutty, or just plain nasty action.

Man last night J Pen got really out of hand she wouldn't stop touching me I don't think I will be inviting her out next time my girlfriend was pissed and I was too....

The action example: To trade a drink with someone after spitting your gum in it or ashing a cig in it. That would be pulling a J Pen

J Pen by Spendifferus December 26, 2010

ray j penis 

Ray j penis is a phrase used to describe things that are slightly bent or out of shape. Ray j in the porn movie with Kim k has a very bent shlong. So if you see something bent you could say:

"Oh that pole look like ray j penis"
"Damn nigga ya dick look like Ray Jay"
"Ya car is all bent like ray j penis"

ray j penis by Gip The Whipper April 4, 2016

J R Pennysworth

J R Pennysworth
is a code name for a cannabis spliff.
Coming from the term
Joint -> shortened to -> 'J'
Then Lengthened in comical situations

"Fancy going for a J R Pennysworth?"
"Why the sophisticated tone?"
"Fine, don't have any!"

J R Pennysworth by Roachhh January 16, 2009

JPen 

a love that is more powerful than anything

the one thing more powerful than fear is a JPen

JPen by Littleod July 31, 2016

JPen 

a love that is more powerful than anything

the one thing more powerful than fear is a JPen

JPen by Littleod July 31, 2016

jpeng 

cute, loving pictures.

Can I get some jpengs?

jpeng by anonymous December 30, 2020

JPenis 

Something to call someone whose name is J.P.

Oh hey, JPenis! Long time no see!

JPenis by Koolinitials123 October 8, 2021