The ultimate midsize Irish designer dog. Kicks Irish Setter ass! Started by Ozzie Nelson (the vet) by artificially inseminating a female Irish Wolfhound with the sperm from a male Irish Terrier. They are 50-70 pounds, smart, athletic, and are extremely friendly, but, if anyone messes with you, they have a great instinct for single leg takedowns, by grabbing the shoes or pantlegs, followed by covering the fallen attacker's eyes with their mouth. Usually followed by attacker pissing their pants. Fast, effective, mark free submissions!
Last month, my Irish Wolf Terrier caught a rabbit, and brought it to me by the scruff of its neck -- unharmed. Last week, he laid on top of a Pit Bull's back, and held it by covering its eyes from above & behind. The Pit Bull had gotten in our yard and had treed my cat.
by Little Amy June 10, 2006