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Indian Mothers

Over bearing matriarchial figures who want you to be desperately unhappy in your life because you won't be able to live it the way YOU want- no, everything in your life has to please THEM.

Melodramatic, melancholy and depressing (if not depressed themselves 95% likely) Indian mothers push their children too hard and want you to be either:
1. A doctor
2. An engineer
3. A lawyer
4. A dentist
Hysterical when accused of a fault, stubborn and demanding, they will make you do all the chores and then criticise you and tear you personality to shreds...so that you won't HAVE a personality. They want to grind you down into a conforming indian guy/girl to carry on the stupid traditions and culture that have been running for 9482429 years. People get with the program!
Highly critical and suspicious, if you have ever smoked, taken drugs or had sex, they will find out.... somehow and if you ever dare to date anyone from outside your race.. GOOD LUCK you'll need it!

They will kick you out of the house or cut you off if you don't follow their plans for you. Great at manipulating and using emotional blackmail.
they're such indian mothers...they don't let their kids go out and they make them study all the time, even at night.
Indian Mothers by BritChick30 November 3, 2010

Mother India 

mother India has given rise to the greatest of heroes and warriors. Every person born in this holy land carry the fertile soil of mother India. a foreigner who takes India as his motherland is a foreigner no more. Can someone own India? Can a child own its own mother? of course not. Mother India owns us.
"Bharatha thaai vaazhga"
"long live mother India"
Mother India is a mother to all.
Mother India by Book Dragon no 1 February 2, 2023

Holy mother of India 

The border of India that surrounds Pakistan and New Delhi.
Pakistan is the terrorist child of holy mother of india
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