Incredible Journey 

Verb. The act of a corporation, organization, or general entity ending support for a public service, platform, or product, most closely associated with technology and internet services. The phrase alludes to the generic corporate doublespeak businesses will oftentimes use when describing their platform or product in an announcement of its imminent demise, to paint it as an undisputed success that benefited the lives of everyone involved, that inexplicably needs to cease to exist a week from now for no particular reason.

Also written as "Incredibly Journeyed/Journey'd" for past tense, and "Incredible Journeying" for present tense.

"Since we launched our compulsory social media livestream environment three years ago and forced you all to migrate and consolidate your accounts to keep using the services you actually care about, we have hosted a countless number of unforgettable experiences between our loyal users, and we are eternally grateful for the connections and memories that have been created on this platform."
"Ah, shit, I'm only one sentence into this announcement post, and I can already tell they're about to Incredible Journey this site."

Incredible Journey by notactuallyburnieburns April 14, 2022

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012