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A old man's dangling penis. It's very gross. like, eww.
Guy: Dude, that old man's pants were way too high!

Chick: I know! I saw his inappropriate microphone!

Guy: Right! That was sick, man.
by S h a d o w -P h l u f f August 27, 2010
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