Piñata Immigration Reform 

Phrase used to describe immigration reform that provides an equal opportunity for any illegal with a clean record to win their American citizenship. One convicted felon is removed from the prison system, and with feet and hands bound, strung up at the town square. A small group of illegal immigrants are provided a set of golf clubs to choose from, are blindfolded and the fun begins.
Illegals wielding a wood or driver are given 2 swings, while iron club users get 1 swing before moving to the next participant. The wetback that delivers the deathblow is granted American citizenship. The general public is encouraged to gather round and enjoy the festivities.

Juan: I can’t wait for my chance to become an American. I’ve been practice swinging down at the range all week!
Carlos: Yes señor Juan, I too have dreamed of this day of Piñata Immigration Reform! Town square is decorated nicely and will be quite the fiesta today!

Piñata Immigration Reform by sciflyer.25 April 18, 2013

Immigration and Naturalization Service 

(US GOVERNMENT) Former agency of the US government responsible for the enforcement of immigration law, and the processing of visa/permit requests. After the attacks of 11 September 2001, Congress passed a bill creating the Department of Homeland Security (DHS); the INS was split up into its enforcement functions (which became part of Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) and its processing functions (Citizenship and Immigration Services, or CIS).

Prior to its dissolution in 2003, the INS was part of the Department of Justice. The CIS and ICE are both part of the DHS.

Because of its extraordinary power over the lives of millions of US nationals and residents, the Immigration and Naturalization Service gained lasting notoriety. Seven years after it was superseded by the CIS, most people associated visa regulations with the INS.

"Brother from Another Planet" was a brilliant parody of INS agent behavior.

Immigration and Naturalization Service by Primus Intra Pares June 17, 2010

Arizona Immigration Law SB1070 

A law that makes a ton of sense yet people are still bitching about it. Mainly illegals.

Guy: Dude, Arizona Immigration Law SB1070 actually makes sense

Illegal: It's wrong!!

Guy: Pussy.

Arizona Immigration Law SB1070 by CthulhuCalls April 30, 2010

Jewish immigration 

On the border lines of of Israel. A Jewish man stands, awaiting for his customer. Whenever you pay him 20 sheckles, he uses one of his nostrils to elevate you upon the ground.

The authorities have successfully intercept a Jewish immigration.

Jewish immigration by Xnjxjdjzn March 15, 2022

comprehensive immigration reform 

A term used by the liberals and radical anti-American groups to refer to the policy of granting amnesty to illegal aliens.

Obama wants comprehensive immigration reform so 20 million illegals can vote him back into office forever.

comprehensive immigration reform by keep the change March 19, 2009

Immigration act of '92 

The excuse and series of laws in which one or more male(s) generally in pairs, between the ages of 15 and 17, use against younger women as a way to avoid certain confrontation over specefied subjects, or to hold undeserved authority.

"no you can't have your beloved waynes world video back due to the immigration act of '92."

"The immigration act of 92' prevents me from going into further detail about your missing movie."

Immigration act of '92 by iwantmymovieback August 24, 2008

Immigration and Customs Enforcement 

(US GOVERNMENT) Agency created in 2003 by merging the enforcement arm of the former Immigration and Naturalization Service (INS) with that of the US Customs Service (see Customs and Border Protection {CPB}). It is part of the Department of Homeland Security (DHS).

The ICE employs 19,000 people worldwide and has a budget of about $5.7 billion (comparable to the military budget of Algeria or Norway). It is responsible for Detention and Removal Operations (DRO) of removable aliens.

The ICE also violates international laws on human rights by deporting immigrants (legal or not) accused of a crime (this is known as exile and violates international norms of criminal justice). This program is called "Secure Communities" and of course only makes communities a lot LESS secure; it has exiled over 14,000 immigrants for petty offices such as traffic violations.

The dog-and-pony show of the ICE is its Office of Investigations (OI). This "investigates, deters and interdicts ...arms and strategic technology exports, ...money laundering, ...media piracy, smuggling (contraband, narcotics and aliens), immigration fraud, transnational gangs, ...child exploitation and pornography..." The OI basically issues press releases for publication as "news" by lazy newsmedia. The fact remains that human trafficking is a tiny affair with few reliably documented cases, and the US is not dependent on imported porn.

Immigration and Customs Enforcement is a surplus agency of the US government that mostly duplicates the efforts of Customs and Border Protection and Citizenship and Immigration Services. It operates a gigantic, corporate-run incarceration system that surpasses anything Kafka, Orwell, or Solzhenitsyn ever wrote about.

Immigration and Customs Enforcement by Primus Intra Pares June 19, 2010