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II MACTAVISH 

II MACTAVISH, is a 4ft 2” midget man with size 12 feet (childs size)

He is trash at all Xbox games flexes his iPad and smells very bad he spells Heinz Beanz wrong
His favourite Xbox game is “Wealm Woyale”
Only good thing is he’s an alien

He will now say “WOW” after reading this
II MACTAVISH by MIDGET MACO August 17, 2019
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II MACTAVISH 

II MACTAVISH is midget man. He is 5"2 with size 2 feet and is ultra fat. He likes oranges, baked beans and supports MARS. He is one of the most loyal MARS members and is also one of the biggest beanheads going.
That person is II MACTAVISH sized.
II MACTAVISH by MarsOnTop August 17, 2019

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

Male Pattern Blindness 

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
Word of the Day on June 18, 2026

Pretty Privilege

A person who has more opportunities, and becomes more successful in life because of how attractive they are.
"Pretty privilege isn't a thing." "Yes it is have you seen GeorgeNotFound"

"GeorgeNotFound has so much pretty privilege its not fair!!!"
Word of the Day on June 17, 2026