Hanahaki Disease 

The Hanahaki Disease is an illness born from unrequited love, where the patient’s throat will fill up with flower, they will then proceed to throw, and cough up the petals, (sometimes even the flowers). One of the only ways for the disease to ‘disappear’ is if, the said person returns the feeling (it can’t be resolved with friendship, it has to be genuine feelings of love). The infection can also be removed through surgery, though the feelings disappear along with the petals. If they choose nether options, or the feeling is not returned in time, then the patient’s lungs will fill up with flowers, and will eventually suffocate.
There is no specific flower for the disease, but it’ll either be the crushes favourite type of flower, or their favourite colour. We can only hope for the patients, and pray that the crushes favourite flower isn’t a type of rose.

(The length of the disease varies with each person. But on an average, it will last up to 2 or 3 mouths, but sometime it’ll only last, a couple weeks).

~~~Example~~~
The sight was sickening, the body lay limp on the carpet. stained petals, and flowers surrounding them, swirling in a pool of their own blood. I took a deep breath. Then turned to the rest of the group, keeping my head low. 'Who said love couldn't kill?' I let out a low laugh.

"Darn you, Hanahaki Disease," I curse under my breath. Tears threatening to fall.

Hanahaki Disease by Friggin_Author_Chan November 12, 2018

hunanakoka 

exaggerated claims of genital endowment

he is definitely hunanakoka. he had to tell me when it was all the way in.

hunanakoka by kmfrayed April 16, 2012

Hunchitis 

A catch all term for athletes that get caught up with the fame and consequently forget to actually work on their game. Derived from the Atlanta rapper Quavo Huncho.

Ben Simmons must have hunchitis, his game is exactly the same as it was his rookie year. He needs to stop worrying about Kardashians and develop a jump shot.

Trae looks way better than last year, I'm so happy he didn't catch hunchitis.

Hunchitis by jVarmi October 25, 2019

hunhan 

Hunhan is an EXO pairing that fans like to ship because we think that they love each other. I, myself, am a Hunhan fan and I absolutely believe with all my heart that they are real. There are pictures and gifts of them everywhere and it's just so adorable.

Luhan : Sehun, I got you a present.

Sehun :Ommo! thanks hyung!

Luhan : I love you.

Sehun:Me too! hunhan yehet!

hunhan by baekhundred December 19, 2013

hanahaki disease 

a fictional (emphasis on fictional) disease, often used in fanfictions, where the victim regurgitates and coughs up flower petals when they suffer from unrequited love. The illness can only be cured through surgical removal, however any existing romantic feelings are also removed with the infection.

the "hanahaki disease" can't really be applied to real life because it's fictional, so no examples for it...sorry!

hanahaki disease by user789456123 April 5, 2017

Huncho 

To have Huncho Status is to rule the streets.
Get on the wrong side of a person with Huncho status and you may wind up dead.

“Oh Shit, Samuel J Huncho’s on block, we finna die!”

Huncho by Poignant_bottles August 21, 2018

hanahaki disease 

hanahaki disease, where one who deeply loves another will throw up petals, and maybe the whole flower, but covered in blood. to get rid of this disease is for your lover to return their love to you, and truly mean it. but the second option is too get the surgery, but you will lose all love and feelings for the other. If after a few days you don't confess or get the surgery, you will meet your end.

I had the sudden urge to throw up as I run to the bathroom. I get a metallic feeling in my mouth as I throw up in the sink. With a sore throat I look down, only to notice blood, and small blue sheets of something. With closer examination, I notice they are petals. My eyes widen, only to notice what was going on. My feelings were growing more, dangerously more. Hanahaki disease.

hanahaki disease by jreamie October 12, 2020