Hound Bound

The inability to move from your seat, do to not wanting to disturber sleeping lap dogs.

Can you get me another beer, I can't get up, I'm hound bound.

She was sitting on the sofa with three Dachshunds on her lap that just fell asleep when she realized she couldn't refill her beverage without disturbing the pack.

by Muse Of Merriment December 28, 2011