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Hookup friend 

A person in your friend group that you secretly hookup with. You sneak out (usually at night) and do anything from talking, cuddling, making out... to sex (but not always sex). They respect that you want just a hookup friend and you respect them as well. This is not a closed relationship and you expect eachother to hookup with other people- but only if they are not in ur immediate friendgroup. People often use this method as a way to get around ever having to be commited in relationships while still getting some action.
Two Hookup friends sneak away from their friend group for a casual hookup.
Hookup friend by manjunk November 25, 2011
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Hookup friend 

1) A friend that you have no feelings for but happen to hookup with. This is usally an agreed upon relationship that is hidden from your other friends. Mostly driven by alcohol but also sober- who deosn't want sober and drunk action?

2) The aftermath of a broken relationship. An ex-couple still wants to have someone to hookup with. No strings attached. Just fun.
Texts after a casual hookup the night before.

Girl: Sorry about last night.
Guy: Don't be. It was fun.
Girl: hahah yeah i guess it was.
Guy: Well then, now that that is settled. Want to come to my room tonight?
Girl: uh.. what would this entail?
Guy: Relax. No strings attached. We can be hookup friends.
Hookup friend by simltyla November 26, 2011

friendship hookup 

When you make out with your friend purely for enjoyment, NO STRINGS ATTACHED, doesn't count as cheating. You shouldn't be judged for it.
"Hey Kyle want to hookup?"
"GROSS Jessica! I've got a girlfriend?!"
"Don't worry, it's just a friendship hookup"
friendship hookup by DC19654 May 21, 2016

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008