Holy Bejeebus 

This word is in no way related to Jesus or Christianity in any way apart from the similarity in its sound.

The Holy Bejeebus is a figure much heralded in a small corner of Nottingham. He is somewhat of a cult figure in Dunkirk, near Nottingham University Campus. The Holy Bejeebus is a religious figure with supreme power, which is undisclosed to the world. His coming forth into the limelight wont be for a few decades. His symbol is the 'W' which represents the three holies: Holy, Be, and Jeebus - from where the name originates: Holy Bejeebus. His followers are reffered to as Jeebites - currently there are only two: Jackie the Unclean and Pants the Pure.

The religion he is starting up has no foundations or teachings as of yet - but WATCH THIS SPACE.

Holy Bejeebus is the greatest, most supreme being - apart from God.

Holy Bejeebus look at the ass on that mama!

Holy Bejeebus by Jeebite May 21, 2004

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012