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Hoefman is a funny & weird last name, rarely used. Hoefman's are usually hot and healthy but they still LOVE food! They know they are different to everyone around them, but that doesn't stop them from being themselves! They have thick hair and they're occasionally tall. They are never quiet unless everyone is annoyed by them. In school, they are not popular but they have a lot of friends! The Hoefman who created this hates traveling, broccoli, Oreos & muffins, do you as well?
JOSH: oof, damnnn she hot, I bet that's a Hoefman!
MARK: yea that's ma girl!
JOSH: don't lose her bro!
by xCupcakeWolf January 25, 2018
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