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When you're looking nice, have big/somewhat big muscles and a body fat percentage of 12% or less. This term was popularized by the YouTuber "Chris Jones" of Pump Chasers and Physiques of Greatness.
Person 1: "bro, let's go to the beach, I'm hoe ready!"

Person 2: "Yeah man, let's show those cuts for the sluts!"
Person 1:" Obliques for the freaks! "
Person 2:"I have that V-tapor, that make the hoes want to rape ya!"
by FORDBEAR July 19, 2016
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