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The Herrero Vortex

The Herrero Vortex is named for the situation, whereby one finds themselves in the company of someone who talks continually, non-stop, about stuff no one wants to hear, and apparently has the stamina to go for hours. It's coupled with the circumstance, where you cannot easily get away. At first there may be an interesting point made, or you just want to be polite. After a while, it becomes annoying and you just want it to end. It could even affect your mental state, as eventually, your only goal is to escape. It gets its name from the Spanish word for blacksmith - someone who tirelessly and with fortitude, hammers away at something for hours at a time.
Dude, I got caught in the Herrero Vortex last night, at that poker game. This guy just would not stop talking, and I made some bad calls.
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crazy heifer 

a woman who has lost her mind and thinks the world revolves around her; most often referring to the divorced biological mother of a child involved in a blended family.
"That woman is a crazy heifer."

"Did you read that text from the crazy heifer?"

"I can't believe that crazy heifer thinks she is your child's only parent."
crazy heifer by SMONSTER October 1, 2012
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heinerscheid 

Doing the complete opposite of what should be done and destroying yourself in the process
Bud Lite pulled A heinerscheid by pissing off all of its customers
heinerscheid by TylerGi April 19, 2023

Heifer Snack

A snack, or multiple snacks, that contain an unusually unhealthy amount of fat, sugar, and carbs; typically eaten by fat girls (aka heifers)
Examples include, but are not limited to: cheese filled tater tots, any food with extra cheese, an abnormal amount of candy eaten in a short period of time, large quantities of ice cream eaten during a female crisis
"Look at that broad, she's eating a massive heifer snack."
"Cindy is such a heifer, look at all of her heifer snacks."
"No wonder why she has a FUPA, look at all the heifer snacks she eats on the daily."
"That broad must be going through a break-up with the amount of heifer snacks shes buying right now."
Heifer Snack by bamfbitch891 July 22, 2018

Heimernigger

Heimernigger is way to name League of Legend champion. It's mostly used by racist people and in game its banable
I got killed by heimernigger
Heimernigger by Arwy December 8, 2021

Heimerdinger

A high school teacher with large breasts and a ghetto booty.
My econ teacher is such a heimerdinger.
Heimerdinger by Karly Gelardi January 6, 2008

Heifer-Dust 

Heifer-dust was made popular in 1993 by a Southern Congresswoman to describe folks that were ‘stirring up trouble’ and trying to block a confirmation to the Clinton administration.

She chided other elected officials by saying ... ‘Don’t go stirring up heifer-dust’.

It has since come to mean being ‘saucy’ or a ‘secret ingredient or spice’ that women ... especially women of color add to flavor conversations and relationships when they want to liven things up.
I’m gonna add some heifer-dust to our romance...to make him act right!
Heifer-Dust by UrbanMs October 28, 2019