Heffalump 

A heffalump is a creature mentioned in the Winnie the Pooh stories. Original books depict heffalumps as looking very much like elephants. Pooh and Piglet fear heffalumps, and in an attempt to cover their fears they attempt to bravely capture a heffalump in a trap. But no heffalumps are ever caught in their trap, and indeed no heffalump is ever met within the course of the books aside from those that appear in Pooh’s nightmares, wherein they are very fierce and are intent on stealing Pooh’s honey.

A heffalump has also become a term of abuse for a fat person and or oaf, similar to Jabba, as in Jabba The Hutt.

That heffalump simply can't play Jenga what what.

Heffalump by Sam May 30, 2004

Hoffwomper 

Facially challenged female, also know as Crocadillapig or face fire victim.. she answers to the name "Clang" cos thats the noise the shovel made when it hit her face.

Ha, look at that hoffwomper over there

Hoffwomper by nev errington September 1, 2010

Heffalump 

an extroadinarily fat/large/obeese and sometimes unattractive/homely person.

That heffalump sat on the chair and it broke!

Why are seven of my ribs broken? Well that would be because yesterday, a heffalump sat on me...

Heffalump by heffalumphaterz September 12, 2011

Heffalump 

A cute cuddly orange elephant with a mischievous personality. They have crinkly ears and flowers on their back. The can be found looking out of office windows but their favourite location is sitting on a stump.

What’s that cute thing looking out of that office windows. Awww, it’s one of those Heffalumps

Heffalump by Heffalump Owner March 20, 2009

heffalump 

Someone who is aacting like the ultimate heffa- being trifling af.

¨uh uh boy you cant get none!¨
boy to his friends later- ¨she was talking all that shit otp just to get in person and act like a damn heffalump.¨

heffalump by raweee123 March 24, 2021

Heffalump 

The act of going to Savoy park and making out with a fat woman. This typically leads to cumming in her, impregnating her, and creating more fat children.

I heard Luca hit the dirtiest heffalump last night.

Heffalump by Ana Ferrel August 16, 2023

Heffalump 

An obess ogre looking hob-a-long who's only contributions to the team is taken up space, smells like farts and cheese.

Heffalump says she's carrying the team but that's a lie.

Heffalump by Abbicadabbi July 27, 2017