Hand Bogged 

Usually occurs with unfamiliar toilets or rapid wiping situations: After shitting and wiping multiple times, you reach back in for one more good wipe to make sure you got it all, when you reach in a little to far and accidently put ur hand in all the shitty paper in the bowl!

Greg: "Man I was shittin' at work the other day and I guess I was wiping' a lil to fast and carelessly and stuck my hand in all the shitty paper up in that bitch!!!"

Roy: " Dude you hand bogged!?!?"

Hand Bogged by XXL4LIFE May 9, 2009

Handbagged

Being accused of racism while providing customer service to a diva celebrity who is shopping for outrageously expensive fashion accessories.

The American Queen of TV handbagged a small European country (known for its neutrality) to sell her new movie about the unfairness of racism in the U.S.A.

Handbagged by ToFra August 20, 2013

Handbagged

When the testicals are victoriously placed into the hand of a defeated foe

RJ- Yo B-randon you ever handbagged anyone on halo
B- Um, no the fuck is that?
R- it's like teabagging only on there hand
B- really? XD that's funny
R- yea i took a picture when i did it in your sleep! XD
B- 0.o

Handbagged by A guy with pubic hair November 17, 2010