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Hand Bogged

Usually occurs with unfamiliar toilets or rapid wiping situations: After shitting and wiping multiple times, you reach back in for one more good wipe to make sure you got it all, when you reach in a little to far and accidently put ur hand in all the shitty paper in the bowl!
Greg: "Man I was shittin' at work the other day and I guess I was wiping' a lil to fast and carelessly and stuck my hand in all the shitty paper up in that bitch!!!"

Roy: " Dude you hand bogged!?!?"
by XXL4LIFE May 9, 2009
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Handbagged

Being accused of racism while providing customer service to a diva celebrity who is shopping for outrageously expensive fashion accessories.
The American Queen of TV handbagged a small European country (known for its neutrality) to sell her new movie about the unfairness of racism in the U.S.A.
by ToFra August 20, 2013
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Handbagged

When the testicals are victoriously placed into the hand of a defeated foe
RJ- Yo B-randon you ever handbagged anyone on halo
B- Um, no the fuck is that?
R- it's like teabagging only on there hand
B- really? XD that's funny
R- yea i took a picture when i did it in your sleep! XD
B- 0.o
by A guy with pubic hair November 17, 2010
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