Hammer Logic

The ability to reason that any tool can be a hammer, as long as its in reach.

Not being able to find a hammer so another object is used, like a wrench, screwdriver, or even a brick.

Guy1: <looks at marred handle of screwdriver>

What happened to the end if this screwdriver?

Guy2: Bill and his Hammer Logic put together a cabinet.

by Jebs, yeah, jebs December 21, 2010

Hammerloging

When you hammer a log.

When you hit someone IN the head with a hammer, a log, or both.

"Look at that dude over there! He's Hammerloging!"

"OUCH! SHE JUST HAMMERLOGGED ME!"

by Devin Kevin Bo Bevin October 8, 2009