Allowing a friend to pass out drunk, then shaving his eyebrows and super gluing the hair to his cock.
Lenny: "You look like hell. What happened last night?"
Bill: "I passed out, so the guys gave me a hairy woodpecker."
Bill: "I passed out, so the guys gave me a hairy woodpecker."
by Dick B. Long June 13, 2010
Get the Hairy Woodpeckermug.