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A variant on menage a trois in which two older women simultaneously use their large pubic mounds to pleasure an old man.
Their Hairy Mexican Ortiz came to bitter end when Janet and Diane's pubic mounds became hopelessly entangled with the old man's scrotal ring.

James demanded a Hairy Mexican Ortiz from the two village brujas.
by littlebabypants August 13, 2010
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