"Come on Joanne, how was your date with Bobby last night? Did you go make out?!"

"Oh Alice, it was just great - we had dinner at the Bar and Grill on Washingon Square and then went for a drive around the city in his Dad's Ferrari . We'd been flirting and at the first lights Bobby started to hold my knee and then he moved up my thigh , and I realised that he wanted to make out. He kept going higher, squeezing and stroking under my dress, and then I felt some serious gussetrickle and started worrying about my dress and his Dad's leather seats. By the time we got to his folks place I had a patch on the back of my dress and the seat was soaked. Brian was so unfazed - he used his neckerchief to dry the seat and asked if I had any spanties to wear." Luckily I had some in my bag, so I slipped them on before we went in to meet his Mom and Dad."

"Bobby's great - I hope you didn't leave your date panties in the Ferrari for his dad to find!?"

"Oh Alice, I can hardly bear to tell you- I was so embarassed, he asked to keep them - wheoever heard of giving snuff panties after a first date?"