Grumpy Lumps 

A pet name for herpes, a venerial disease common among the lower classes within society. Used mainly by couples who dont wish to talk to much about someone's "dirty problem" and by friends who know the "secret code".

"Hey dude, you getting any action this weekend?"
"Nah man, my girl's got the grumpy lumps!"

Grumpy Lumps by Brny September 9, 2008

Grump Lumps

another name for Hemorrhoids

Damn babe, my Grump Lumps are flaring today! Go find my donut pillow!

Grump Lumps by Leroy Brownstone July 5, 2016

Grump Lump 

When you’re grumpy AF and just want to mope.

Dude: “I don’t wanna go. I’m cranky.”

Chick: “Wow, you’re being a Grump Lump.”

Grump Lump by kristalskulls January 26, 2022