Granny Car

A car that is usually very luxurious and spacey, but takes up half the road and has old-style spoke rims. Usually driven by grannys, its a total turn off to bitches when you go on a date. Examples would be a Mercury Grand Marquis or a Buick Regal. Most if not all cars from Buick and Mercury are granny cars.

Guy: "Hey sexy, wanna go for a spin"
Hottie: "Not in that hunky granny car."
Guy's friend: "God dammit, get a new car for fucks sake."

Granny Car by DJChaucer July 19, 2009

Grannycrunking 

A past-time enjoyed by many around the Yorkshire area. Involves "cruising" in a car, with the windows down and music being played at large volume. Participants then "crunk" at passing citizens, preferably those of a more mature age in order to gain a similar, gangsta-style reaction.

Maisie: Yo, Eliza! Holla at me when you wanna go Grannycrunking, yeah?!
Eliza: Sure thing, mo'fuckaaa!

Grannycrunking by Mazzle2401 June 10, 2011

Grannyarse 

A bottom, rear-end, arse, ass which has drooped over time.

The tattoo on her grannyarse was so stretched out of shape that is could only be read by someone with lemon shaped corneas

Grannyarse by kerfoofle November 5, 2010

GrannyArt 

When old Goons paint art work that looks like a 3 year old created

That grannyart looks childish

GrannyArt by Carlos de la Cerda February 3, 2024

grannydark 

Taking grannycore to grimdark. Using dark humour to teach the home truths we get from our grannies.

Wearing socks with a knitted cartoon depiction of the Kremlin on fire—to a meeting with Zelenskyy—is grannydark.

grannydark by dNought May 9, 2025