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Goofyism 

This is the religion of the Goof ball. The Goof is a rare and hard to find person, Chances are if you are always laughing it could be the person with you. They are non-judgmental and always looking for fun! Remember Gooficus set us forward to Goof around!
My religion is Goofyism, I am a Goofyist, or goof ball!!
Goofyism by Dr Goofy Mofo April 11, 2008
When you are in the middle of sexual intercourse and your female partner begins to lick your gooch resulting in you having the greatest orgasm of all time
Amber gave me such an amazing goochgasm last night
goochgasm by Dfranchise55 November 19, 2015
n. Obsessive usage of the Google search engine. Reliant.
2. A climax of internet intelligence.
When Todd finally bought a computer and signed up for an ISP, he had his first Googasm.
Googasm by Nihilive March 22, 2005
When playing a game, preferably a computer game, one player throws a "goudygasm" and gets very angry. Usually leads to rage quits and trolling.
Bob: Dude did you see that guy have a GoudyGasm ?
Allen: Yeah man, he kept ragequitting last night too.

Sarah: Brandon keeps having a GoudyGasm everytime we play HoN.
Tyler: Yeah I know, he gets so angry pretty easy.
GoudyGasm by imSushi December 29, 2009

golfgasm 

Making good on the result from a masturbation shot in golf; a masturbation shot is one you're embarrased to be seen doing, but like the result.
Hitting my next shot close to the pin gave me a golfgasm!
golfgasm by word elder November 12, 2013

goofygabbled 

my friend sent this on the discord, i think she meant that i was an idiot. i also love sucking cock too. so yeah
you such a goofygabbled
goofygabbled by ARSHAAAAYYYYY August 27, 2023
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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