Goof Squid

Someone who is a bitch and is silly.
Usually named Gary or Allan. They like to think they're tough shit, but back down in a fight and call you a slut and a hoe, then ask you out. Then gets mad when you say no.

Also can be used in a joking way.

You're a goof squid.

Goof Squid by Goofiest Squid December 28, 2010

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Goof Squad

The goof squad is a group of four boys from Rochester Minnesota. The group consists of Christian Thicke(Tiki), Zack Lilly, Austin Malone, and Aaron Allen. They blew up when Aaron posted a video on his tik tok of the zack meeting a girls parents. The boys go live regularly, the lives usually consists of them siting in fast car having a jam session. Austin and Zack started lives called Frolfing with Zack pt. Whatever. The boys usually hang out at century, they long board, shoot each other with airsoft guns (tiki). Sometimes they will hang at Zacks or one of the boys house’s. They have more friends than just the four of them, when they are all together things get crazy. Let’s just say “operation kill tiki”. The boys play this game called man hunt a lot. Zack and Aaron have YouTube channels. Zack post regularly, Aaron on the other hand we get those every other year. The boys have many obsessions like, Austin loves redbull, Zack loves Mountain Dew, Tiki loves bang and anything designer, Aaron is in love with his hoodies. The boys never fail to make anyone laugh.

The Goof squad more like the goofy goobers

Goof Squad by lilteeks.sparetire June 4, 2020

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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jerb

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Word of the Day on May 22, 2026

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Cheeks

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

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