gookabetes

The unfortunate circumstance when a Gook (person of Korean descent) and a diabetic (person without genitalia) cum together to reproduce. The offspring will be automatically diagnosed with gookabetes.

Also refers to a Korean pimp that suffers from diabetes and occasionally severe diabetic nerve pain. This rare combo can result in numerous minor injuries that can derail a career or even a life.

Kai Choi: Why tf are you and DaQwon being such cocks lately.
Rob: It’s not our fault you have gookabetes.

JimmyV: Cuh, that Korean babe Ling is soooo hot!
Sergio: Dude I’d stay away, if you fuck her your child will have gookabetes and there’s no coming back from that.

gookabetes by bliZebarack327 February 24, 2018

Goutabetes

My brother had a sore foot and was diagnosed with Gout. Medication didn't ease the pain and further testing showed he had gout and diabetes. Hence Goutabetes was born.

Man your toes purple. You've got Goutabetes.

Goutabetes by Jnrs pearler July 12, 2021

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Related Words

gookabetes • Geekabetes • Goutabetes

Geekabetes

is another form of geek showing how strong it is from type 1 to type 3, type 3 being the most severe type of geekabetes

Geek: "So guys, I got the first edition of superman and also went to Friday Night Magic last night.Also i'm going to play Yu-Gi-Oh in a hour or two."

Friend: "Man, you have geekabetes type 3."

Geekabetes by ZMIXX W/ The Remix May 19, 2016

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

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