Golden Machinegun 

An Internet Meme from the Valve Team Fortress 2 forums. A joke that one can get the Golden Machinegun by unlocking all the achivements . Usually used to throw off "newbies" for laughs.

Newbie: What do I get when I unlock all the achivements?
Experienced Player: Oh you unlock the Golden Machinegun.
Experienced Player2: Yea the Golden Machinegun never runs out of ammo and can kill everyone on the team in one click.
Exprienced Player3: The Golden Machinegun

Golden Machinegun by donthaveaname May 12, 2009

GOLDEN MACHINE GUN 

A fake unlock supposedly given to Team Fortress 2 players who have unlocked all achievements. It is ridiculously overpowered and has the power to shut down entire servers.

The GOLDEN MACHINE GUN shoots bullets the size of bowling balls at twice the speed of light. This grants it the ability to kill your opponent before you actually shoot it. It also grants the user automatic aim-bot.

It was designed by Saxton Hale, built by Chuck Norris and was supplied by materials from Mr.T's hair. The exact composition of the gun consists of Nonexistium wrapped in a thick coating of gold.
Sadly, the GOLDEN MACHINE GUN can only be used during the set-up phase, where it can shoot through walls, and the humiliation phase, which comes right after since, if one team possesses the GOLDEN MACHINE GUN, they immediately win the round.
If both teams possesses the GOLDEN MACHINE GUN, the server shuts down and all players present at the time will have their computers explode.
The GOLDEN MACHINE GUN must always be typed in all caps or, if available, in a font of gold color.

GOLDEN MACHINE GUN by Sir Derick of London Town June 10, 2010

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012