Golden Ham 

A real or fictitious golden trophy or medal depicting a large ham which is awarded every Sunday morning to that member of a fraternatiy (or other group of male friends) who fucked the fattest chick over the weekend.

Example 1: Did you see that cow that Jeff hooked up with on Friday night? Unless Mike pulls fat Sandy off waivers tonight, I don't see how Jeff doesn't pick up the Golden Ham this week.

Example 2: After three straight weeks of winning the Golden Ham, Dave decided he would just jerk himself off all weekend and not go out.

Golden Ham by Stevo C. December 9, 2008

golden hamster

When someone rectally inserts a hamster in themself. Their partner then procedes to drown the little cunt in piss.

My 4 year old daughters hamster went missing today. Chris Vinter has always enjoyed a golden hamster

golden hamster by Locuk February 18, 2017

Golden Hammock Spoon 

A word for when a golden retriever decides to hop into a hammock with you
Or
An imgur upvote

Aww, look at that Golden Hammock Spoon

Dude, just got me a Golden Hammock Spoon

Golden Hammock Spoon by MerMaker June 4, 2018

gildenhammer 

A gildenhammer is a thirsty nigga who cant take rejection and targets someone to drown out their sorrow

That guys ex is such a gildenhammer, cant leave him alone.

gildenhammer by W58 citizen March 9, 2017